Going to extremes was once a normal, everyday, anything in my way kind of daily play. Now a worthy mix of peak and valley, waves washing ashore with a calm to restore my mindful presence is more likely.
Is does not come naturally. It's a tie-breaking vote everyday but the guidance I gain from reading and referencing the wisdom of those around me keeps my middle mettle strong enough on most days to successfully participate in my life with a #SereneSwagger.
Super hopeful and vocal that some middle mettle will begin leading the government. The pendulum swing from one extreme to the other is dizzying and delaying the success of supporting the strides we need to move forward.
In the Georgia runoff election their were 11,708 write in votes for Trump. JK. But that's what his staff will tell him this morning.
The Polar Vortex has split in two. That makes Mother Nature the Yoko Ono of the planet.
The CIA rebranded itself as a Netflix original series.
be blessed with #SereneSwagger y'all!
Life is too short. That depends on what you are doing daily, with each moment. Move toward a purpose, forward with friendly frenzy. Play 'til you hear the whistle.
We don't have a bell to ring so I found a whistle that my wife could blow to call me to her side and care for any of her needs and a few worthy wants. The muscles of the back can be a finicky lot and when they don't want to move toward any purpose the incapacitation can be disheartening and disturbingly painful. Blow the whistle and help is on the way.
The price of blue fin tuna is down $170 million yen at the first auction of 2021. In a related story my cats didn't want the off brand can I tried to feed them this morning. They are unable to blow a whistle.
The Detroit Lions continue to face their arch nemesis and perennial rival in the NFC North. The referees.
Lou Dobbs is amazed that no evidence can be found to support any claims of election fraud. Fox Business is reviving a cable news adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. Dobbs will play Watson.
Devin Nunes will receive the Medal of Freedom from a president who thinks he won the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump will also present the Jacksonville Jaguars with the Lombardi Trophy.
The only thing I have control of is, sometimes, my attitude. Mondays are magic. Especially the 1st Monday of the year. I get to revive my daily, day-to-day, fiscal responsibilities and set the tone for how the week, the month, the year will unfold.
Make the most of Monday so that the remaining days of the work week flow like water, be it surfboard or snorkel. Mondays are for preparation, of catastrophe and celebration, which allows my attitude of gratitude to welcome all of the withered and wilds washing ashore.
President-elect Joe Biden is replacing the inaugural parade with a short walk. He hopes to reach the White House at exactly 10,000 steps in a show of solidarity for all seniors getting in their daily steps.
President Trump called Georgia's Secretary of State and asked him to "find votes" that would make Trump the winner in Georgia. Republicans are currently searching under every confederate flag to find missing votes.
The coronavirus has mutated into an even more contagious strain. When asked for comment COVID-19 said, "I'm just trying to keep up with misinformation."
Just met up with my dad in section 11. We built a little snow fort around and snow-packed a flower at the headstone of my grandparents. The trees, all frosted with snow. Quiet. Peaceful quiet, not creepy quiet. The tracks of what was hopefully not a giant wolf made a path nearby.
My Dad shared that my Grandma told him to, “Toss me in the dumpster. There’s a nice one out back,” referring to the nursing home’s sanitation collection device. This was not statement of self-worth mind you. Granny lived life to the end with a confident and serene swagger. She wanted no $ spent on a funeral because, as she noted, “I won’t know who’s there anyway.” Frugal and funny.
I try to convince my wife every day that I come by it genetically.
Ohio State spinal tapped Clemson for a chance to win a national championship. They may have only played 6 games for the Clemson coach, Dabo Swinney, to judge them but they turned it up to 11 vs. the Tigers.
Ted Cruz is leading 11 sed1t1ously susp1c1ous Senators contesting the election results, calling for a 10-day audit of...facts.
Janet Yellen made $7 million in speaking fees. That will be of interest during her confirmation hearings. GOP Senators will ask her for tips on how to become a person people want to listen to.
A friend forwarded this meme to commemorate New Year’s 2021...
I jokingly replied, “Don’t send this to addicts.” The syringe certainly represents a vaccine that may bring us all back to normalcy but this has also been a year unlike any other for folks to check out with drugs and alcohol.
And “nice.” Have a NICE 2021. That does seem appropriate. Don’t set the bar too high. Most of my messaging is ‘make it a great,’ or ‘make it a beautiful’ day/week, etc. Too lofty. But NICE. Yes, you know what, let’s just make it nice. Comfy. Cozy even. All of those adjectives are laid back words implying a sense of interpersonal ease with which to cruise through our day.
Whatever meme or message makes it into your mix know that you are not alone, no matter what.
That’s all it is. Friday. The first Friday. Friday number one. Starting a new year working for the weekend. No better way to make ‘21 roar in than by cleaning and organizing the kitchen cabinets, or as my wife will quizzically query, “where’d you put the ______ and the _______?”
But hey, we’ll pop a couple cabinets and sort out the gonzo-Kondo of a morning. No better way to start day number one than like our branches of government, in continued confusion.
In a lawsuit even Rudy Giuliani couldn’t get a gavel dropped on, the GOP are attempting to have VP Mike Pence sue himself. The Vice President told the GOP lawmakers, “I’ll have to ask mother if I can sue me.”
Georgia Senator David Perdue is in quarantine on COVID watch. Though it is a crucial time in the runoff campaign his spokesperson joked, “Much like his poll numbers his COVID test is negative. And the Senator is using this time to role play house arrest for insider trading.”
Britain is independent. Of what, no one has a clue. Just like all of their territorial conquests of the past, freedom has been declared. When asked for comment the Sun said, “It’s bugger all, bob’s your uncle, I’m ready to set on this empire.”
Thursday everybody! The sun is out and has me ready for some, albeit, super-chilled vitamin-D. The past few days have been spent prepping my work and workout space. Blue tape has masked out the stripes and trim to take on a vibrant background with which to get after it. As I rock out today's to-do list I am blessed to do it in the smell of dried paint.
Which means I do not have COVID. A daily sniff test is in order. Also the reason I bite into garlic every morning to make sure I still have my sense of taste. JK...it's an onion I make my mandibles masticate on. But seriously folks. Be blessed and make sure you do your daily dose to keep a serene swagger.
Now that my prep work is done I have no excuse but to do what I have set out to do. Take action. The latest learning curve is about to get bent y'all. No matter what, put in effort to make it a beautiful day.
The President and Congress are hyper focused on direct checks, and continue to have no concern about...balances.
Mitch McConnell said the Dems are trying to pull a fast one by sending "non-targeted money, including to many households that have suffered no loss of income during the crisis."
When asked if he had a plan to help households who have suffered a loss of income, McConnell responded, "I don't know any of those people."
The 92% Roman Catholic country of Argentina legalized abortion. Pro-Life advocates are lobbying President Trump to close their border.
Ken Jennings apologized for insensitive tweets.
not getting 'Kevin Harted' out of a hosting gig for $2000, Ken.
Hey everybody! The latest Kids vs. Cats is a preview to a preview. Blessed to hang out in Detroit with a bunch of crazy hard-working, talented folks making movie magic. The city and the state deserve some industry diversity to best utilize the human and natural resources we offer.
The experience was also a reminder to SLOW IT DOWN, GATHERING ALL THE INFORMATION, and MOVE WITH PURPOSE. That’s my phrase that pays at the moment. Make it a beautiful day!
Hey everybody! Joe and I have been attempting to entertain ourselves for a whole year now. Isn’t about time you joined in the fun and frolic. I mean what’s better than 2 white dudes pontificating about society under the guise of caring about their kids and cats.
Click on the pic of this cool cat to listen to the 1 year anniversary episode and subscribe to follow us through another year of uncertainty!
I voted today. Via Absentee Ballot which, aw shucks, just found out I could have mailed in. Silly me drove to the County Clerk office and dropped it off.
And to think I was just at the Post Office the other day which is like a block away from the County Clerk office. Man oh man do I make it hard on myself. I could have turned it in at the Post Office and watched them walk it down the street.
Why doesn't the government just mail me my ballot? The census made it. My tax return made it. My stuff from EBAY has not yet made it but I didn't vote for that, I bid for it. How come the government doesn't mail a ballot to every one of voting age? What a great 18th birthday present!
You're simply registered to vote when you turn 18 and then again when you are released from prison. Or, like when you sign up for selective service, because it's a law, you could get a card that would serve as both draft and voter card, each side could have it's own little emblem. Fun. 2 birds, 1 card.
I bet that would save America a lot of money.
Comedy Store trained, World-travelled, Cul-de-sac-living recovering comedian, husband and tinkerer of tools talking about time well spent!