My parents were still in New York visiting family when they called to check in. Having left their teenage son home, alone, to uh watch the house. I came clean, because it seemed better to come clean with distance between rather than wait for a face-to-face admission of having thrown a party in which the Police showed up to dismantle the fun and frolic of teenagers.
There were no details to leave out. Nothing major happened, just loudness that neighbors did not seem accustomed to that late in the evening. Lying and omission are not my strong suits. To a fault, but a fault I will keep close so that I continue to be able to look you in the eye speaking the truth as I see it without omission, without lies.
Article II of the Constitution of the United States says, "Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors..." If I were to stop there, like some Senators decided would be a good idea, I would be able to argue that there may have been a party but really it was only, like 11 of us, and we weren't even that loud.
Leaving out the fact of how the State Legislatures have chosen to 'in such Manner...direct' is a super-big-fat-chasmic omission that wearing an american flag face mask while you speak of it is a gross abuse of power. State elections are the manner in which we choose the electors. Period.
Ted Cruz through a house party trying to be the cool kid in school. After a few uninvited guests showed up and tore up the place he did what any self-respecting '80's movie protagonist would do. Blamed everybody else.
Scotland told President Trump he is not welcome to visit the country to play golf. He posted a video of him playing his course on PGA Tour 2K21 yelling, "Yes I can!"
The UK's first order of Brexit business was scrapping the "value-added" tax on tampons. The EU holds that menstrual cycle products are a luxury. British officials added, "This is symbolic of the fact that cross-border flow is a necessity."
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