The Slippery Slope

North Korea fires ICBM’s into the atmosphere brazenly chest thumping it’s nuclear missile capabilities while it’s half brother, the good twin to the South prepares to light the Winter Olympic torch?
 
The Winter Olympics are being held in a country whose neighbor has the U.S. cutting all international diplomatic ties. A slalom, speed skater edged, snowboarded up dose of disaster that is our foreign policy.
 
Are we luging our way down the icescape into the best international snowball fight in the history of…hey! Yes! A snowball fight! That would be much more fun than nuclear war. 38th Parallel SNOWBALL fight! We could put the gloves on!
 
In the age of global warming what better way to cool the diplomatic tensions than a SNOWBALL fight! I believe it would cut our defense budget significantly and give our military an amazing showcase to design, plan and have privatized troops build snow forts which would be a welcome relief after years of HESCO bag-sand-filling.
 
The Russians can take their steroid-frenzied athletes and dig snow caves and carve ice statues and maybe we could have an American contingent of cosplay ‘Game of Thrones” athletish folks liven up Olympic village. Viking sighting, anyone?
 
A taxing year comes to a close with democrats dancing around and over a pedophile’s pistol prancing, the special counsel’s menu of mayhem feeding swamp beasts as the migration of refugees and homeless wear down their soles. We took a knee effortfully, unable to rebuild the island formerly known as integrity on the back of Bitcoin bracing for a market crash like a wind-gusted ski jumper tilted every so slightly right. Or left.
 
The middle ground could be Gore-Tex gloved combatants in an international snowdown taking the “gore” out of war for 2018.  Soohorang getting all Snoopy, handing out snow cones so everyone could just chill all the while indoctrinating innocent children into the social media land-escape.
 
I’m tired of watching asses do their best impression of being asses. Bring on winter and a healthy dose of international competition and relations and understanding. Drug free ofcourse as we have enough international doping going on.