swim lessons

It's much easier to dive in head or feet first depending on the depth of your character and the shallowness of your attitude. Oh, and the bottom of the body of water.

Apparently parents like to watch the entire soccer game of their children whether their kid is cheering on the team from the sideline or chasing butterflies on the field. Aunts and Uncles get the duty of setting up the post-game-season's-over- celebration. 

Procuring tickets for a water park turns out to be rather easy when you simply accept the fate of being surrounded by "Karens" with their spawn in tow vehemently questioning whether the season pass line is moving fast enough or if the day pass line should in fact continue out into the traffic of the street.

The swim lesson is this - people with cats don't have to deal with the mulch-throwing, swimsuit peeing, patty-cake-slapping, when-do-we-get-in-mommy-daddy shrieking wonders of the world. But we do, sometimes get a front row ticket. 

​Be blessed y'all!