DTROYT©
  • Home
  • Portfolio
  • Blog
  • Home
  • Portfolio
  • Blog
DTROYT©

Friday number 1

1/1/2021

0 Comments

 
That’s all it is. Friday. The first Friday. Friday number one. Starting a new year working for the weekend. No better way to make ‘21 roar in than by cleaning and organizing the kitchen cabinets, or as my wife will quizzically query, “where’d you put the ______ and the _______?”

But hey, we’ll pop a couple cabinets and sort out the gonzo-Kondo of a morning. No better way to start day number one than like our branches of government, in continued confusion.

1/1/21

In a lawsuit even Rudy Giuliani couldn’t get a gavel dropped on, the GOP are attempting to have VP Mike Pence sue himself. The Vice President told the GOP lawmakers, “I’ll have to ask mother if I can sue me.”

Georgia Senator David Perdue is in quarantine on COVID watch. Though it is a crucial time in the runoff campaign his spokesperson joked, “Much like his poll numbers his COVID test is negative. And the Senator is using this time to role play house arrest for insider trading.”

Britain is independent. Of what, no one has a clue. Just like all of their territorial conquests of the past, freedom has been declared. When asked for comment the Sun said, “It’s bugger all, bob’s your uncle, I’m ready to set on this empire.”

0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Author

    Comedy Store trained, World-travelled, Cul-de-sac-living recovering comedian, husband and tinkerer of tools talking about time well spent!

    Archives

    January 2022
    September 2021
    August 2021
    June 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    October 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    January 2019
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    December 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017

    Categories

    All
    Adversity
    Albe's BMX
    Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase
    Art Gallery
    BBQ
    BMX
    Boca Chik'n Patties
    Burnt Frying Pan
    Calphalon
    Casinos
    Cats
    Choices
    Co-workers
    Crazy Night Out
    Date Night
    Detroit
    Detroit Casinos
    Dumb Things
    Emergency
    Emperor Palpatine
    Forgetfulness
    Forgiveness
    Freestyle Bike Tricks
    Gambling
    GT Bicycles
    GT World Tour
    JJ Abrams
    Jokes
    Kids
    Kids Vs. Cats
    Kylo Ren
    Lighsaber
    Love
    Luke And Leia
    Luke Skywalker
    Marriage
    Michigan
    Michigan Weather
    Mishevitz
    Mondays
    Morning Routine
    Mulch
    New Material
    New Tricks
    NSA Surveillance
    Old Dog
    Old People
    Old School
    Open Mic
    Podcast
    Porkchop BMX
    Princess Leia
    Pure Michigan
    Recovery
    Renewed Vigor
    Rey
    Ringtones
    Roadblock
    Running
    Safe Word
    Selvedge Denim
    Sequels
    Skywalker
    Sleet
    Slows To Go
    Smoke Alarm
    Snow
    Standup Comedy
    Star Wars
    Star Wars Rise Of Skywalker
    Suburb Living
    Sun
    Swim Lessons
    Take Action
    The Comedy Store
    TH MULLER
    To-do Lists
    Trick Bike
    Twins
    Weather
    Wife
    Winner
    #YANA

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.