That’s all it is. Friday. The first Friday. Friday number one. Starting a new year working for the weekend. No better way to make ‘21 roar in than by cleaning and organizing the kitchen cabinets, or as my wife will quizzically query, “where’d you put the ______ and the _______?”
But hey, we’ll pop a couple cabinets and sort out the gonzo-Kondo of a morning. No better way to start day number one than like our branches of government, in continued confusion.
In a lawsuit even Rudy Giuliani couldn’t get a gavel dropped on, the GOP are attempting to have VP Mike Pence sue himself. The Vice President told the GOP lawmakers, “I’ll have to ask mother if I can sue me.”
Georgia Senator David Perdue is in quarantine on COVID watch. Though it is a crucial time in the runoff campaign his spokesperson joked, “Much like his poll numbers his COVID test is negative. And the Senator is using this time to role play house arrest for insider trading.”
Britain is independent. Of what, no one has a clue. Just like all of their territorial conquests of the past, freedom has been declared. When asked for comment the Sun said, “It’s bugger all, bob’s your uncle, I’m ready to set on this empire.”
Comedy Store trained, World-travelled, Cul-de-sac-living recovering comedian, husband and tinkerer of tools talking about time well spent!